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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 4:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 7:09am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 6:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 8:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 9:57pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 3:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 7:40am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13 @ 9:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:15am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:50am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 4:01am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 9:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 11:45pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 8:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 7:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:05am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:04am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:33am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:44am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 7:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 9:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:32am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:56am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 7:41am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 5:16am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 7:19am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:33am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 4:25am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 7:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 7:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 8:13am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 7:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 12:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:39am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 7:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 12:50pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 6:14pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked May 16 @ 5:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 11:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 8:33pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked May 15 @ 6:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:26am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 7:14am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:24am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:15am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 17 @ 7:45am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:54am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 5:16am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 11:27pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:31am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:54am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 7:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 5:34am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 11:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:43am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:04pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 3:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:04am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 11:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 12:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 11:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 7:19am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:22am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 2:04pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 6:02am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:12am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 16 @ 10:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:08am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 3:35pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:24am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 16 @ 10:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 9:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 16 @ 10:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 16 @ 4:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 16 @ 4:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:01am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:27am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 8:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 9:38am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 10:33am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 5:16am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 11:27pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 16 @ 5:11am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:28pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 16 @ 5:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 8:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 9:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:08pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 16 @ 5:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 12:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 12:51pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 16 @ 10:59am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 5:06am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 12:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 9:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:25pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 7:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 9:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 7:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:13am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:45am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:46am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:10am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:04am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 18 @ 6:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 16 @ 10:59am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 16 @ 10:59am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:37am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:21am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 7:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:45pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:46pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:16am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 12:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:43am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:02pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:14am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:17am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:18am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13 @ 7:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 17 @ 8:02am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:41am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:06pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:54pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:58pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:52pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:52pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked May 15 @ 8:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 12:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 3:26am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 12:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:34pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked May 27 @ 3:35am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:34pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:24am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:49pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:39pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:50pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:23am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:21am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Apr 24 @ 7:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:41pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:30pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:49pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:39pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:05pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:21am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:51pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:45am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:15am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:33am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:33am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:06am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:06am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:04am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 18 @ 11:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:49am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked May 1 @ 11:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:19am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:14am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:35am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 18 @ 6:13am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 13 @ 9:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:10am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:17am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 7:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20 @ 5:45pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 6:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20 @ 1:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21 @ 2:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18 @ 11:26pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Apr 24 @ 7:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:34am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 6:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:16am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:00am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:30am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:36am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 21 @ 7:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:47am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:47am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 20 @ 1:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:50am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:36am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 20 @ 5:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 23 @ 2:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 16 @ 11:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:57pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:54pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:53pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:15am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20 @ 1:11am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 17 @ 8:02am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked May 17 @ 5:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:41am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 3:54am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:30am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:15am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:56am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 1:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:00am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:21am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:52am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 18 @ 6:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 6:03am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 21 @ 7:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 23 @ 2:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 18 @ 11:26pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 17 @ 4:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:15am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:02am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:40pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 12:06am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:52am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:52am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 21 @ 7:59am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 22 @ 3:47am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 23 @ 2:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 17 @ 3:04pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked