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this one of my best friends of all time! pay respect to his name!

stern mfs be like

I looked left👀 and right👀no one was there. I created the glory hole 🕳 in which I would put my penis🍆. I entered my penis🍆 in the meat🥩 and started thrusting, slowly at first and gradually faster. I was reaching my climax💦 when suddenly, the store 🏬 manager👤 walked🚶‍♂️ in the isle and saw me😳 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the meat😨😱

+rep actually superior than everyone else due to his position as a student at the New York University Leonard N. Stern School of Business

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft.
This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term... pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping.
So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip.
sip
Ah that's good cider. Alright, so let's get this started - create new world.
World name is going to be... JermaCraft! Sounds about right, eh ok...
Game mode is going to be suurvii- survival, that's the most interesting I think.
More world options- seed for world generator ok this is important!
I gotta name this something crazy to get cool structures and stuff.
Gonna name it... umm... how about,
"DiamondsAreForever"
"LOL"
"cheese"
uh "BURGAH".
Alright, there's- that's our world generator seed, "DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH"...