ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 Kissing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dad on the mouth. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

one day i was smoke peyote and a fox traveled the trail of souls to met me in the woods.
he told me one day you will see a weak warrior who only has the ambition to harm children
in this existence. I told the fox that I will keep a vigilante eye on my prey as the vulture does.
This man was named majo and he was accustomed to living without fear.
This is before he met me. I was told once in life there are 4 men on my team. one of
them must be a pedophile. This is where he came in.
I was able to subdue him and put him a chokehold resulting in his 30 minutes cooldown.
He sat there stunned and shellshocked by my power and was then unable to play the game further.
This is the happiest story you have read on this page also this guy sucks and is a pedo
l0ololololol0l0l rofl my waffle with a side of LMAOnade

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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us all "drooling", lol.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx