This review is writen in the Thu'um or better known as dragon language. Every word that's italicized (currently) doesn't exist in the dragon language.

Fod hi play daar game, hi fen forget wah naak, sleep pah hin social contacts ahrk su'um fah hi too morah nau golt buckets ko NPC's klov; Kren out do jail fah hi gahrot aan tomato ahrk riding nau fin back do aan ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dovah!
Pah ol wondering why Pah says daar hi aan lein saving hun althrough hi just aan kriivah psycho voth some really loud organs.

Buy Daar game ahrk meyz aan deadra zein dovahkiin aswell!

Zu'u lost way too pogaas stin tiid.

Translation: It's a good game, go buy it.

This review is writen in the Thu'um or better known as dragon language. Every word that's italicized (currently) doesn't exist in the dragon language. Fod hi [i]play[/i] daar [i]game[/i], hi fen [i]forget[/i] wah naak, [i]sleep[/i] pah hin [i]social contacts[/i] ahrk su'um fah hi [i]too[/i] morah nau golt [i]buckets[/i] ko NPC's klov; Kren [i]out[/i] do [i]jail[/i] fah hi gahrot aan [i]tomato[/i] ahrk [i]riding[/i] nau fin [i]back[/i] do aan [i]fucking[/i] dovah! Pah ol [i]wondering why[/i] Pah [i]says[/i] daar hi aan lein [i]saving[/i] hun [i]althrough[/i] hi [i]just[/i] aan kriivah [i]psycho[/i] voth [i]some really loud organs[/i]. [i]Buy[/i] Daar [i]game[/i] ahrk meyz aan deadra zein dovahkiin [i]aswell[/i]! Zu'u lost [i]way too[/i] pogaas stin tiid. Translation: It's a good game, go buy it.