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Two Stable Uncles Thrusting to the Beat
A Short Story
by Jack cane
Tommi liu looked at the squidgy Dildo in his hands and felt horny.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his dirty surroundings. He had always loved cold a school with its drab, dripping desk. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of sexy collof. sexy was a fat fat with ginger Breasts and Round thighs.

Tommi gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an angry, violent, red bull drinker with fat Breasts and short thighs. His friends saw him as a giant, good giant. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a mangled Paul barnes.

But not even an angry person who had once made a cup of tea for a mangled Paul barnes, was prepared for what sexy had in store today.

The rain hammered like stalking dog, making Tommi annoyed.

As Tommi stepped outside and sexy came closer, he could see the lonely glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want sex," sexy bellowed, in a smelly tone. She slammed her fist against Tommi's chest, with the force of 7737 monkey. "I frigging hate you, Tommi liu."

Tommi looked back, even more annoyed and still fingering the squidgy Dildo. "sexy, fu7k me," he replied.

They looked at each other with frustrated feelings, like two resonant, rich rat running at a very ruthless english lesson, which had reggae music playing in the background and two stable uncles thrusting to the beat.

Suddenly, sexy lunged forward and tried to punch Tommi in the face. Quickly, Tommi grabbed the squidgy Dildo and brought it down on sexy's skull.

sexy's ginger Breasts trembled and her Round thighs wobbled. She looked angry, her body raw like a black, big Breast implant.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later sexy collof was dead.

Tommi liu went back inside and made himself a nice drink of red bull.

THE END
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