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1 person found this review helpful
106.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
T̵̢̧̻̲̀̃̊̃̀̃̔̊̇̌̀̿͜͠Ḫ̴̡̳̣͈̘̘̩̤̠̞̜̝̎̓E̴̗̪̦̓͌̍̍̇̄̒̾͒͐̇́̌̾̐̄͠ ̶̢̢͙͕̻̣͖̯̪͂͛̂̍̀̑̀́̽͐͒͐͘̚̚͝͝Ç̴̹͇͕̤̘͎̮͖͔̖͈̞̍̈͘͜ͅƯ̵͕͂̆̔̅́̽̅̾͒̈́̿̕͘B̸̡̨̭̞̙͚̞̰̞̮̗̘͈͕͈͐̉̃̅̊̍͜͜͝Ę̴̧̼̯̙͔̟͍͈͍̝̜̮̼̖̦̃̃̈̆̊̀̈́̀̾̆̊̋̔͂̃̎ ̶̡̝̝̫̮͉̲̰͓̟̗̝̇̅́͊̌̚F̷̡̬̤͇͖͈̤̱͉͂̅̓́̌̊̊͝ͅẠ̸̡̢͚̟͓͉̬̲̬̟̳̤̖̯̥̀̄̅̔͂͛̆̌̉́̓̂̀̚͠R̸̡̡̨̛̫̖̺̼̜̣̦̱̗̩̙͚̜͛̎́̋̐͑͌̿͋̃͝ͅM̴̳̪͖̪͍̈́̓͒̒ ̴̢̧̨̨̘̟̣͎̭̬̝̖̺̯̻͆́̅̊̿̋̈́̐͋͂͆͛̏̈́͝ͅM̸̤̼̭̯͍̺̹̟̳̹͔̥̫̟͚͍̜̐̿͛̀̓̌̐́̄̈͆͐̐̇̐̃͝Ṳ̵̢͕̰̫͙̟̗͕̫̯̲̼̻̥͋̋̔͒̑͜S̴̢̞͙͈̰̜͖̩̦̹͙͆̽̄͒̃̾̅̔̅̅̏͜͜T̴̺̓ ̷̧̳̣̥͇̭̘͓̤̞̖̦̤͉̿̄̍̎̈́̆͐͋͠G̷̭̊͗̐̈̀̑R̵̨̤̳͕̯̳͐̈́͛̇̀̓͆̍͊̊̉̇̓̆͜Ò̵̲̹͇̹͖̖͕̰̺̬̭̲̼̲̣ͅͅW̸̨̡̹̮̣̋̈́͛̉
Posted March 5.
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5 people found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
THE definitive way to play BIT.TRIP RUNNER in all its blocky glory. The game looks absolutely gorgeous in its newest incarnation, and the addition of levels from past BIT.TRIP games really completes the experience for me. If you're a BIT.TRIP fan, this game is a no-brainer.
Posted September 19, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,157.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Update: as of 9/3/2023, I can no longer in good conscience recommend this game to anybody. The recent monetization update to this game (i.e. Hero Pass) is absolutely unacceptable. Games with a subscription fee should not be charging additional money for paid battle pass-style content that you have no way of opting out of. This game used to have principles, but now it seems to be happy to be any other pay-to-win mobile game with zero integrity.

I say this with a heavy heart, since I've spent a lot of my time in this game over the past several years, but I can't continue to support this company in good conscience anymore.

If you're considering spending your time on this game, look elsewhere. You're much better off playing a game that respects its player base, a game that doesn't just try to imitate the rest of the MMORPG industry.
Posted October 14, 2020. Last edited September 5, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.0 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Hard as nails. Great if you like that.
Posted December 1, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
10.3 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
The hardest part of the whole game is figuring out the correct pronunciation of "yuan."
Posted November 6, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,820.0 hrs on record (1,691.0 hrs at review time)
Great game. Could do with some optimization however.
Posted November 24, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
24.1 hrs on record
Wonderfully fun jump & shoot in the vein of Cave Story and of course Metroid. Great fun if you're looking for a casual game to play on your off time.
Posted May 21, 2015.
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