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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
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PC Specs
CPU - AMD Sempron LE-1250
RAM - 3 GB Single-Channel DDR2
GPU - 256 MB NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE nForce 430 (HP)
HDD - 298 GB Western Digital WDC WD32
PSU - 120W Hamilton Beach Cool Wall 2 Slice Toaster
GAY - Not Currently
Audio - Realtek HD Audio
AYY - Lmao
OS - Windows Vista Home Premium 32-bit
Software - Adobe, MSpaint, Command Prompt, Steam, Bad Rats
Web Borswer - Internet Explorer 12
Headset - Red Solo Cup /w String
Case - White
Keyboard - Not White
Mouse - Hispanic
Thermal Paste - Hellmann's Mayonnaise
Chair - Mythical Stack of Torn Goodwill Cushions /w Stains (+3)
Spoon - Long, Plastic
Resolution - 690 x 420
Political Alignment - Northeast
GTA V Benchmark - 2-3 FPS in Main Menu
MSPaint Benchmark - 27-30 FPS /w Spray Tool
Does NOT Run Crysis
Beverage of Choice - Rain Water (From A Barrel Outside - Pasteurized)
Toilet - American Standard 2-Piece

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oldsteller Feb 14 @ 4:40pm 
If it's a big enough cucumber 🥒 a dude 🍆 could ♥♥♥♥ it too. 💦 A dude 👱‍♂️ and a chick 💁‍♀️ could ♥♥♥♥ the right sized 🤗 cucumber at the same time. 👫 If it's really big at one end 😻 and tapers down at the other, 😜 then multiple dudes 👬 and a chick 🙆‍♀️ could potentially ♥♥♥♥ 👅 a cucumber 🥒 at the same time. 🤔 Or make love, 💦 if they prefer. 👏
Minority Slayer Aug 26, 2017 @ 5:54pm 
-rep friends with kit fisto who said he supports ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
Foot Lover Barry Jun 2, 2017 @ 2:47pm 
I am groot
Big Milk May 11, 2017 @ 9:03pm 
a moment of silence as we remember the cap that will never see daylight again. it had a short life but great importance. may his heart forever go on.
oldsteller Apr 3, 2017 @ 8:38pm 
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Cthulhu Mar 29, 2017 @ 9:31pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑czar 👑but I'm also a socialist! 💟 He makes me feel safe💗!He makes me feel nationalistic💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘💘💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑