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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

Long live Sundrizzle, my nizzle.

May you find peace in League of Lesbians and World of Wankcraft.

Part 1/4
Boy have I had a rough week. It all started Monday morning, 6:45 am. This guy bailed me out. Now I'd never seen him before, but I hadn't seen light in a while so I wasn't going to ask any questions. It said Anthony Montana on his license. Anyway, Tony was in for a busy day, and I had little choice but to go with him. We walked down a busy street and caught a cab to some place, where Tony left me with the cab driver. Tony got out of the car, I wasn't going anywhere. The cab driver swore at some of the more reckless drivers, but was otherwise silent for the rest of our time together. Occasionally the driver would take others, but I stayed with him until we got to the bar that night. After a few drinks the cabbie and this guy named Jeff were flicking coins into a jar. I'm not really sure what the point of the game was, or the rules, but Jeff seemed to win. Anyways, the cabbie left me with Jeff and then wandered away into the night.

Part 2/4
This must have been around 2:00 am on the Tuesday. Jeff took me to a seedy part of town that I hadn't been to before, and we met up with his local dealer for an ounce and a couple caps. I hadn't said much, and neither had Jeff, but when he left I stayed with the dealer, a guy named Joe. Joe talked a lot, which was a big change for me, and there were always a couple people coming in and out of the house. It was midnight going into Wednesday that I hit the first line of coke at Joe's house, and we were busy until late in the morning, when there was a knock at the door. Who do you think walked in there but Tony. Well, Tony was pretty happy to see me, and I went with him when he left Joe's house. Me and Tony caught another cab. This one took us to the strip club, and we spent the night surrounded by some rather talented ladies. Now, these girls didn't just strip, if you know what I'm saying, and me and Tony went to an alley out back for a little extra.

Part 3/4
When Tony was done he left, but I stayed with the stripper. I made it to her house Thursday morning and we did nothing but lie around until the sun started to go down. Well, before she went back to work we did a little coke, and then went to the little grocery store on the corner near her apartment. She didn't get much, just a sandwich and some kind of fruit juice. I was hanging around the shop after she left, when suddenly a couple guys come in and start talking ♥♥♥♥ about Tony. Well then they whip a gun on the teller and ask for the cash. He was pretty scared but they were playing it cool so no one got hurt. It must have been around 00:30 on Friday when I left the little store with these guys. They were harping on Tony bad, like they had it out for him, but Tony had never really done me much disservice, hell he even showed me around town for a little bit and picked me up at Joe's place. Anyways, these two were walking around.

Part 4/4
They decide to split up, one of them says he needs to go see a girl, I tag along with the other one. This guy goes back to Joe's place. Joe opens the door and this guy kicks it in. Joe goes down. Then Joe's staring at the barrel of a gun and then he's staring at nothing at all. Me and this guy then set about doing some of the coke that Joe had racked earlier. Then this guy looks up and who does he see? Tony. Well Tony puts a couple shells into this guy, then starts making arrangements to take care of the bodies. He sees me, but this time he's not so happy. We waited till the crew got there, and then Tony left me with them while he went to "get the rest of them" he said. So there I was, late on the Friday, inside the pants of a burly man who was wrapping two bodies in plastic tarp. What a crazy week for a twenty dollar bill.

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...you like dota 2. BUT YOU ONLY PLAY LEAGUE!

"No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.
"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylet Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.
"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of beligerrence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus.

Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.
"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.
"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.

But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.
"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."
Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him all the same, except now with more facials.
Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem.

And in his throat is where it lodged.
By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.
Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.
He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.
"Another one has died."
"So, what should I do, sir?"
"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"
"And then, boss?"
"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."

Hello, darling! I'm young and hot. I do not want to cry my eyes out any more because of the stupid boyfriend who left me a week ago :-(
Are you ready to date with me today?

PFT

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Do you want to raise your donger?
come on, let's go and spam!
I never see you spamming now
Is your donger down?
It's like you've been timed out.

We used to be spam buddies
And now we're not
I wish you'd tell me why

Do you want to raise your donger?
It doesn't have to be a donger...

[8 year old QT:] Go away Kiwi

[5 year old Kiwi:] Okay bye...

Do you want to raise your donger?
Or copy pasta in the chat
I think some spamming's overdue
I've started talking to
Kappa and PogChamp

It gets a little lonely
when I've been timed out
Just watching the chat go by...

[15 year old Kiwi (knocks):]
QT please I know youre in there
People are asking you to ban
All the spammers and I'm trying to
Put in a word or two
to try to calm them down

We only have our dongers
it’s just you and me
what are we gonna do

Do you want to raise your donger? [sniff]

My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching you play Hearthstone gave me cancer anyway.

♥ ♥ ♥ Hᴇʟʟᴏ , ᴛʜɪs ɪs Hɪᴛʟᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴅᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs. ♥ ♥ ♥

Well well well... It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that I, OP, am a ***, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you go the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be....... A MASTER RUSEMAN!

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

I am a 14 year old walrus and one day I hope to be a human so I can also be a furry. Please help me achieve my dream so I can have a global emote. My emote willbe a walrus penis on top of a planet to signify the earth's help in making my penis an emote and making my dream come true.

im 14 years old and i count myself among the furries, i merely have not yet told my parents, but feel compelled to. i need help bringing the topic up, if you can help great if not just go away this is the third time ive had t post this because there was too many people answering with critisism. if you think it wrong to be a furry at my age, just want the answering points, dont know what a furry is, or your answer wont help me please just go away now.

*raises paw* uhhhh.... pls dont use that offensive "people" word. i consider myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul. your concept of throwing around the word "people" willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image, and addressing others by using a certain generic label such as "people" is traumatic to me on a deep personal level, i was shaken to the core by your judgemental words. please be a little more considerate next time. thanks!

I like to play one of these first person shooters that you men always play, im new to gaming and want to try out some really hardcore games. I started with candycrush and farmville so i already have some expierence with gaming, do you think i can pick this first person shooter up from the store and play it? I dont care about the story, i just want to shoot some baddies hehe ^_^ And yes before you wonder, im a girl and yes im a gamer and no you wont get my e-mail, tyvm :-)

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus. pls no copy pasterino fetuccini dongerino

hi, i like eating melon and i really do like melons. Sometimes i think i am part of melon family. but yes i really do like melons. if someone ask why i like melons then i say because melon is good. i like every types of melon expect watermelon. watermelons are worst melons in history. watermelons are bad i don't like their taste. but other types of melons are good.i just bought hour ago 3 honeydew melons. i ate them there is no day when i don't eat melons.

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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.