sent me unsolicited pee pee pictures

this guy let me blow my load on his feet

To my sweet muffin. I'm sorry our wives don't understand. Until we meet again

To my sweet muffin. I'm sorry our wives don't understand. Until we meet again

not toxic, pretty great

congratulations u get big hug from woodchucker phil

Oh yeah baby take this citrus load

Where do I start?

It was a mere cozy Friday evening and the boys and I were drinking and decided to hop on some Rocket League. While the Miller Lite was ever so flowing, the W's, sadly, were not...

Although a few games in we come across some fine lads and they wished for a profile sign. Alas, here we are. This is me signing your profile, your welcome for the story time, idk what I'm typing I'm hammered

k LOVE YOU BYE BB

Signed By Caelum_Da_Cat

Pwetty pwease pound me pwostate

SMALL BALL LOSER

Don't let this distract you from the fact that a man on the Island of Erangel, an isolated region with a population of only 100, armed himself with a kar98k sniper rifle, a ump fully automatic submachine gun, and a standard kitchen frying pan and proceeded to slaughter the island's population. This rampage, which started in a school and made its way through an underground bunker, eventually came to an end with the madman enjoying a chicken dinner in the nearby military base.

sometimes when my dad drinks he hits me