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cosmic_vulva69420 Apr 29, 2023 @ 12:54am 
VERY SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Mar 25, 2022 @ 7:38am 
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cosmic_vulva69420 Mar 24, 2022 @ 11:17pm 
femboy ian
Someone Mar 23, 2022 @ 2:22am 
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i love you
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cosmic_vulva69420 Mar 23, 2021 @ 9:38pm 
Amazingly Good Eggnog

Prep 20 min; Cook 8min; Ready in 6hr 28min

4 cups milk
5 whole cloves
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
12 egg yolks
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 1/2 cups light rum
4 cups light cream
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

Directions
1. Combine milk, cloves, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla, and cinnamon in a saucepan, and heat over lowest setting for 5 minutes. Slowly bring milk mixture to a boil.
2. In a large bowl, combine egg yolks and sugar. Whisk together until fluffy. Whisk hot milk mixture slowly into the eggs. Pour mixture into saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly for 3 minutes, or until thick. Do not allow mixture to boil. Strain to remove cloves, and let cool for about an hour.
3.Stir in rum, cream, 2 teaspoon vanilla, and nutmeg. Refrigerate overnight before serving.
Lord Dalton Dec 15, 2020 @ 12:09pm 
happy 2020
cosmic_vulva69420 Nov 13, 2020 @ 3:44pm 
-rep does NOT smoke W33D
apeepee May 10, 2020 @ 4:06am 
what kinda panties u wearin rn
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Dec 18, 2019 @ 11:00am 
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cosmic_vulva69420 Apr 10, 2018 @ 8:37pm 
damn i had the best dream that i was eating mashed potatoes and now im waking up for work god has a cruel way of punishment for me
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Nov 11, 2017 @ 8:40pm 
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cosmic_vulva69420 Aug 1, 2017 @ 6:06pm 
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Keep it smelling like baby wipes
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But I can't ♥♥♥♥ up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Feb 2, 2017 @ 7:38pm 
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im gay
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torylanezisadirtythug Dec 20, 2016 @ 7:07pm 
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Dec 20, 2016 @ 5:51pm 
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no
torylanezisadirtythug Nov 21, 2016 @ 8:10pm 
this kid prob hacked on club penguin le mayo
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Nov 21, 2016 @ 7:44pm 
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Father John Ward Nov 15, 2016 @ 6:24pm 
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We cannot stop killing ourselves.

♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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Father John Ward Oct 20, 2016 @ 9:05pm 
Someone: hey
Someone: just wanted to let u know
Someone: DAB
Someone is now Offline.

Honestly ♥♥♥♥ this kid.
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