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Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record.

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker.

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.

Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.

Guerilla Marketer

Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.

Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.

About Damn Time

Return overdue book to librarian.

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer.

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest.

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home.

Operation Intrude n313

Sneak into Golden Haze.

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.

Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested.

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip.

Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.

Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.

A Long Road Ahead

Complete Chapter 1.

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need.

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.

Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests.

Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story.

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.

Project Runway

Collect every costume.

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.

Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.

Hurt Me More

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.

Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume.

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles.

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God.

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus.

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.

Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.

Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.

PermaPeeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.

Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.