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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
ocean rudeness."
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I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
-- Bart Simpson
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Walk softly and carry a big stick.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
(Men at Arms)
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To get the walkthrough, you have to take the sponge from Nanny Ogg's pantry
and stick it in the ear of the troll with the tutu, then take the lumps and
put them in the pouch with the zombie's razor.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
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It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
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When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
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Inara: "Zoe. What would your husband say if he knew you were here?"
Zoe: "I... I was weak."
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