it would actually be an honour to have the one and only #1 best bonus and map maker on all of surf history to sign my profile, would you make that wish come true?

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+rep

Ist schön hier. Aber waren schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?

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mama mia

spilled my spaghetti

>gf is prego

>we like to get kinky anyways

>one night things get particularly saucy

>i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

>wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

>i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

>ohshitohshitohshitohshit

>i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

>she's still bleeding everywhere

>by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

>oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

>storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

>he takes one look at ther and says

>"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

>"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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best mapeer EVER

NEVER!

volcano2 WEN??

THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US

Hi Spy, now who is the real spy?

Who even reads these?

kann nur sehr schlecht und mühsam Linsengleichungen algebraisch umformen
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