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Dec 24, 2019 @ 5:34pm 
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Aug 20, 2015 @ 11:10am 
NO!
Dec 1, 2013 @ 5:00pm 
Christmas Spife is back!
May 30, 2013 @ 7:30am 
Suffolk n' laugh
Jan 17, 2013 @ 7:59am 
I wasn't having the offline problem.

I was genuinely offline.
Jan 16, 2013 @ 12:35pm 
CHECK YOUR FLIPPIN TUMBLR OKAY
Jan 11, 2013 @ 4:45pm 
Stroop wafferls.
Dec 30, 2012 @ 3:22pm 
TOGGLE THE ANTENNAS!
Nov 25, 2012 @ 3:55pm 
I told you I was an owl.

But you didn't listen.

YOU. DIDN'T. LISTEN.
Oct 26, 2012 @ 6:42pm 
Now, who again was talking about staying up all night...? Randomly falling asleep in our conversation...
Oct 6, 2012 @ 2:13pm 
I bet the pizza arrived and the delivery person was some hot chick and now you're making out, the pizza totally forgotten. Can I have the pizza? Thanks.
Sep 2, 2012 @ 2:38pm 
Pizza!
Sep 1, 2012 @ 9:48am 
Cake.
Aug 25, 2012 @ 11:30pm 
BEARS
Aug 25, 2012 @ 5:39pm 
I wear a smoking jacket now.
Aug 23, 2012 @ 7:43am 
Hai.
Aug 23, 2012 @ 6:04am 
I came back. Do not worry!
Aug 22, 2012 @ 6:35pm 
People of Steam, I bring tragic news. Spife was drugged with pizza and died a horrendous death. He shall stay in our hearts forever. May he rest in pizza... er, peace.
Aug 6, 2012 @ 3:06pm 
You appear to be offline...
Jul 22, 2012 @ 9:26am 
I'm not sure what I'm doing here ...
Mar 28, 2012 @ 9:48am 
The penis is a fine work of art which we should all enjoy, don't bump it off the page!
Jan 28, 2012 @ 4:25pm 
Not really, but I was attempting to start a long enough conversation to push that giant penis of the page for you.

In future, I shall avoid such an act.
Jan 26, 2012 @ 4:55am 
Do I need kidneys?
Jan 17, 2012 @ 11:34am 
I bring good tidings, and human kidneys!
May 30, 2011 @ 4:12am 
Oh Pete... just no.
May 24, 2011 @ 3:11am 
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May 12, 2011 @ 12:12pm 
DUDE!
May 11, 2011 @ 12:25pm 
TF2 and Gmod! Win.
Apr 28, 2011 @ 3:39pm 
I likey.
May 15, 2010 @ 5:51am 
Meep.
Dec 6, 2009 @ 2:36pm 
Hai
Oct 26, 2009 @ 11:19am 
Cake?