I have battled millions to fertilise the egg that would go on to become your lord and savour, I was a renowned penile artist able to bring tears to even the most hardcore Feminist, I spoke to myself and found enlightenment which went on to start the one true religion complete with holy texts capable of of melting the human brain, I was betrayed by two of my most faithful disciples eager to overthrow me… a real “stabbed in the back” moment… with the worst kind of knife… an “Emotional” one, Soon after I entered into a deep mediation to contemplate stuff including which colours to paint my bedroom/temple, After years of celibacy and loyalty to myself I came across another lost soul eager to learn the ways… my ways… she nursed me back to health and offered to pledge herself to me but alas she was not a confident swimmer and was deemed unworthy of bearing my great seed at risk of her life… this was not easy for me however it has forced me to returned from exile to once again lead and heal my followers.