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John Nike Jul 4 @ 1:37pm 
the fastest snake in the world is the one in my pants when your mum (mom) comes around me gaff.
Brother Mortimus Jan 3, 2022 @ 6:27am 
The fastest snake in the world is the black mamba which which has been recorded at 12.5 miles per hour.
Bato Sep 5, 2020 @ 8:37am 
Very good and nice. Always ontop.
Meefus Von Beefus Jun 23, 2020 @ 1:23pm 
Listen, he turns himself into a damn pickle, I tell you, I saw it
Brother Mortimus Apr 8, 2020 @ 9:49am 
Snakes do not have eyelids. They do have an eye ‘spectacle’ which protect their eye. This ‘spectacle’ comes away when a snake sheds it’s skin.
Leal Jan 21, 2020 @ 6:27am 
Hey, I'm interested in talking with you
DF^2 Nov 5, 2019 @ 3:51pm 
hey added because of monopoly achievement in blood bowl. Can you explain me how to get it? I tried several strategies but no one worked
Twinky Winky Jan 17, 2019 @ 6:57pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
Sinister Cat Oct 27, 2018 @ 3:06pm 
*prrrrr*
Soumrak Sep 18, 2018 @ 9:34pm 
Counter offer: Give me money and I will give you sinking feeling it's going towards nothing useful
xankriegor Sep 2, 2018 @ 2:50am 
Thank you for the reply, but it was not on puzzle mode. It was on the leaderboards for mono mode. I collect everything ang still cannot get past 3.000 points.
It kinda bugs me a little, since this is the only Megas song where I am mot in first place.
Also, it would be interesting to know if there is something to the game's mechanics I don't know yet.
But I could understand if you didn't remember. Thank you nonetheless.
xankriegor Sep 1, 2018 @ 9:41am 
Hello, this might be a little unusual, but in Audiosurf 2 , how did you get a score that high in the song Steel forged in Fate by The Megas? I wonder for quite some time now, and I could not figure it out...
Not pawky Jul 8, 2018 @ 12:18am 
SNOOB GEY HAH
Brother Mortimus Jan 22, 2018 @ 11:16am 
The heaviest snake in the world is the anaconda. It weighs over 595 pounds (270 kg) and can grow to over 30 feet (9m) long. It has been known to eat caimans, capybaras, and jaguars
Brother Mortimus Jan 10, 2018 @ 6:42pm 
The largest snake fossil ever found is the Titanoboa. It lived over 60 million years ago and reached over 50 feet (15 meters) long. It weighed more than 20 people and ate crocodiles and giant tortoises
Brother Mortimus Dec 13, 2017 @ 8:05pm 
Scales cover every inch of a snake’s body, even its eyes. Scales are thick, tough pieces of skin made from keratin, which is the same material human nails and hair are made from.
Deer Facts Official™ Dec 8, 2017 @ 10:12pm 
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Brother Mortimus Aug 14, 2017 @ 6:15pm 
Snakes consume a variety of items including termites, rodents, birds, frogs, small deer and other reptiles. Snakes eat their prey whole and are able to consume prey three times larger than the diameter of their head because their lower jaw can separate from the upper jaw. To keep prey from escaping, snakes have rear-facing teeth that hold their prey in their mouths.
Brother Mortimus Aug 13, 2017 @ 11:58am 
Snakes are found throughout the world except Antarctica, Iceland, Ireland, Greenland and New Zealand. Most snakes are found in tropical regions. Snakes are found in many habitats including in the water, forests, deserts and prairies.
Brother Mortimus Aug 11, 2017 @ 7:15pm 
Tacos are pretty good.
天命在我 Nov 24, 2016 @ 9:43pm 
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John Nike Jul 28, 2016 @ 12:07pm 
The hair on your head is shorter than the hair on your balls.
Red Feb 10, 2016 @ 3:56pm 
Still no.
Dresden Feb 9, 2016 @ 10:17pm 
I still gotta pee
天命在我 Oct 30, 2015 @ 5:18pm 
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Dresden Oct 22, 2015 @ 10:01pm 
i gotta pee
Red Sep 29, 2015 @ 2:57pm 
No
天命在我 Sep 6, 2015 @ 11:36pm 
Excuse me, sir, could I interest you in a high quality ℳℰℳℰ?
pickle Jul 11, 2015 @ 11:19am 
nice guy and profile!
Berin Jul 4, 2015 @ 2:50pm 
I CANT BELIEVE ITS SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEOBBBBBBBB
Rampage! Jun 21, 2015 @ 10:02pm 
My favorite job in final fantasy is ROBOT
Rampage! Jun 21, 2015 @ 8:36pm 
qab
Dresden Jun 15, 2015 @ 4:25am 
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needs to tighten up the graphics on this level.
Berin Jun 7, 2015 @ 8:10am 
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
Maj May 15, 2015 @ 12:22pm 
Pfft, there's only one true Lenny. He's with the rabbits now.
JARATE BONG TRUTHER ᗢ May 12, 2015 @ 4:32am 
But, Snoob

I -AM- a Meme Master.
Maj Mar 27, 2015 @ 1:51pm 
Aw ♥♥♥♥ son, I'm just stopping in to tell you that lil Viserion ♥♥♥♥♥ is kawaii as ♥♥♥♥. You feel me? I'm fitting to pomf on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Rampage! Mar 11, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
Kinda sexy tbh
John Nike Feb 19, 2015 @ 10:01am 
Fake and gay.
Medic Sep 27, 2014 @ 6:13pm 
Woa gay and immoral
Snoob Sep 27, 2014 @ 6:08pm 
How many keks?
20 keks.
Medic Sep 26, 2014 @ 9:42pm 
Top kek
Rampage! Sep 21, 2014 @ 12:46am 
Still a robot
Medic Sep 15, 2014 @ 2:21pm 
You have such a sexy sergal for your icon oh my god
76561198106825044 Jul 7, 2014 @ 8:24pm 
Dioss mio eres tremendo pro tu + 4 contra mi solo y ganaron dioss mio juegas mucho eres el mejor del dota diosss eres un mega pro juegas demasiado tu mas otros 4 contra mi solo y ganaron diosss debes de estar orgulloso de ganar asi eres un pro tremendo pro eres el mejor del dota juegas mucho demasiado diosss mio eres un pro
Berin Jul 4, 2014 @ 7:47am 
is this crusty crab
Rampage! Jun 25, 2014 @ 12:29pm 
u ok
Rampage! Jun 25, 2014 @ 12:26pm 
Dude ur head exploded