♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ savage official review of Hardcore Henry.

You could go see "Hardcore Henry" — or you could gulp down a pint of vodka, load in "Grand Theft Auto," then strap the TV to your face and throw yourself down the stairs.

It's the same experience, except my way saves you $15 and some pain.

Stupid as a bag of hammers and twice as loud, "Hardcore Henry" sounds like the title of the worst Kissinger bio ever. Actually, it's an action movie that feels more like you are trapped in a video game.

A really, really bad video game

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The last time I was on the same server as you was the Brikwars server of course which was quite a long time ago.

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