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Oej Oct 31 @ 3:51pm 
What if you're getting jumped then hear this:

Hero (Music) Jul 4 @ 12:10pm 
Merry cripplemas
Oej May 29 @ 12:50pm 
Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.
✪バツ 静的うつ病 May 27 @ 10:26pm 
Despacito is a reflection of the sheer banality of our existence. It’s a word that has been heard and possibly understood by over half of the globe, but despite its vast reach, it still remains nothing more than a word. We see or hear despacito and immediately chemicals within our bodies are produced, evoking a certain reaction that matches those of our peers, whether that reaction is disgust, happiness, or indifference. Our species has reached a point where a single cursed word can mean the same thing to billions, even if that meaning is the opposite of its intended one. We created it, too naive to understood what we had done, but it was too late. Unlike smallpox, despacito cannot be simply eradicated, even if humans tried. This is because the concept of despacito is far too intangible and omnipresent for one mind to comprehend. Our species will continue to repeat this word over and over again until we wipe ourselves out, taking with us the epitome of what it means to be human.
TzKet-Death May 4 @ 5:05pm 
Avengers Infinity War is the greatest movie of all time. There I was, sitting in a packed theater of eager Marvel fans waiting to see a movie that they've waited years to see. As the movie progressed, I noticed the theater was not enjoying the movie. Time passed, 30 minutes, 1 hours, 2 hours, until a very special moment. During the final fight of the movie, as many people were starting to visibly tear up from a disappointing Avengers movie, we witnessed the greatest movie event of all time. Right as Thanos was about to kill one of the heroes, Gibby leapt from the bushes and attacked him. The theater started to whisper "Is that really him?" The crowd started to cheer louder and louder until I witnessed history. The crowd was chanting "Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!" Thanos uttered the line to Gibby "You'll die soon enough fatty." The crowd was aghast.
TzKet-Death May 4 @ 5:04pm 
I was on the edge of my seat. The theater was starting to shake. Gibby looked straight into the camera and ripped his shirt off. I grabbed my soda so hard that it busted onto the man next to me. He was too caught up to notice. The cheering in the theater that night was the loudest recorded noise in human history. Every single man, woman, and child started tearing up from the beauty of the scene. Nobody expected this when they bought their ticket. A shirtless Gibby then bopped Thanos with his stomach, obliterating him instantly. Gibby looks into the camera, winks, and credits roll. The crowd started roaring and continued clapping for 30 minutes after the movie was over. As I was leaving, I saw an old man with the expression that his life was changed. I asked him what he was thinking of, and he said that the shirtless Gibby scene gave him the knowledge he required to solve an important formula. That man was Albert Einstein.