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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:14pm

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:38pm

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:51pm

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:57pm

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:59pm

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 4:01pm

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop
Unlocked Mar 11, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 1:48pm

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:12pm

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Rap Sheet: Fraud

Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:34pm

Rap Sheet: Forger

Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 1:16pm

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Master Plumber

Flush 50 objects through time
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:27pm

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 1:08pm

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:29pm

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:05pm

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:01pm

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:16pm

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:43pm

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:50pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:05pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This

Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:01am

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:08pm

That Should Have Worked

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:14pm

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:47pm

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:55pm

Now You're Pushing It

Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:56pm

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:19pm

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 3:36pm

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:48pm

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:24pm

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:19pm

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:33pm

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:51pm

That Joke Never Gets Old

Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 3:09pm

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 1:20pm

That Only Works With Alligators

Try to flush the hamster
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 2:05pm

ESRB Violation

Laverne thinks about eating the cat
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:20pm

Most Annoying Guest Ever

Ring the front desk bell 100 times
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 12:18pm



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