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The storm gun that crits out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, chosen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my first move. Not only am I extensively trained in CLOSE RANGE combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the XCOM Project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable sarcophagus off the face of the planet, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ grenades all over you and you will drown in them. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little kracsad? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gorilla Tictacs School, and I’ve been involved in numerous supply raids on Advent, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in covert ops spamming and I’m the top sniper in the entire XCOM armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another 5 AP. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with hit chance the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Avenger comms? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret resistance network across the world and your fortress is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm gun, ayylien.