I have a recurring dream about Rick Ashley and Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street, it always starts with me waking up in an emergency room and an elderly black nurse telling me that i have just survived a terrible accident while driving in the Indy 500 and that I've been in a coma for two weeks and that i'm lucky to be alive. She than tells me that the doctor will see me in a minute, I wait a few minutes and examine my room while waiting for my doctor. Suddenly he shows up in my room and I see that he is Oscar the grouch from the award-winning television show Sesame Street, I'm shocked when he walks over to my bed and asks me how I'm feeling "fine." I reply still dazed by the information I've received "While I see your vitals are all okay so I'll just let you rest."

Several weeks go by and I start my physical therapy it is going well when one day I'm sitting in my room and I'm told by the nurse that I have a special visitor coming later "Oh! Who is it?" " You'll have to wait and she!" she says with a wink. I sit in my bed eating pineapple Jell-O and reading 'Atlas Shrugged' by Ayn Rand, when suddenly the door opens and who walks in but internal music-star and Noble Peace prize Rich Ashley. "Hey man I heard about your injury and I wanted to stop by and say I'm a huge fan of you driving and your poetry and say wish you well in your recovery." "Thanks Rick I really appreciate it!" I say happily "I have a present for you." he says with a twinkle in his eye, he pulls out an acoustic guitar and begins serenading with a heart felt version of the 1987 hit song "Never Gonna Give You Up" as he starts singing a nurse come through and lights the candles around my bed and dims the lights. "Oh Rick!" I say "It's so beautiful!" I say as the tears well-up in my eyes. Suddenly Dr. Grouch walks in and begins taking in the sight before his eyes "what the..." he begins before being silenced by a gesture from the nurse in the corner. Rick continues his ballad barely registering what's happening in the background. After a few seconds Oscar walks up and slips the hospital gown away from my rigid nipples and begins circling them with his fingers "Doctor what are you..." I begin but he puts his finger over my mouth "Shhh" he says "let it happen" I groan with pleasure and throw my head back when his mouth latches itself to my nipple "Oh Oscar it feels so good!' I moan all of a sudden the music stops I feel a tingling sensation in my anus I look down and see that Rick has inserted two of his fingers into my ass, I let out a high pitched moan as my eyes roll back in to my head as they continue pleasuring me. Rick strips and begins slowly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass as Oscar pulls his ♥♥♥♥ out and shoves it in my mouth, I'm in complete ecstasy as they slowly ramp up the pace. I vomit all over Oscar's ♥♥♥♥ as his throat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reaches a violent crescendo "Oh yeah you're such a dirty little boy!" Rick yells as he sees it happen. He ♥♥♥♥ hard and i feel it fill my ass completely, I'm in heaven. As I'm nearing orgasm the door is kicked open and Sergeant James Doakes from the hit tv show "Dexter" is standing in the door with a twelve gauge shotgun. "SURPRISE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" he screams, he opens fire and suddenly the room is covered in blood, jizz, ♥♥♥♥ and vomit. I ♥♥♥ hard as I see Ricks chest blown to pieces, and again harder as he blows out Oscars brains, the nurse is next to go her body a pink smear on the wall. as their bodies fall to the floor James turns to me and says "How could you do this to me! We were gonna have a child together!" he yells tears streaming down his eyes "Wait James! I can explain!" "Too late ♥♥♥♥♥" he says mournfully as he pulls the trigger. and than I wake up in a cold sweat covered in jizz and crying. I lay there for a couple hours and contemplate the meaning of life as the sun slowly creeps into the horizon.