Sin
Javel   United States
 
 
"To put things simply, if your past makes your present... Then your present can and will make your future. When you think about it that way... You absolutely have the potential to be anything you want to be, don't you agree?"

“The Brain May Forget, But The Heart Will Remember”

"Even if things are painful and tough, people should appreciate what it means to be alive."
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DaRk^ Feb 21 @ 11:30am 
Imagine you're truly immortal, in space.

You jack it. Eventually, you will ejaculate. That ejaculation will give you a tiny, miniscule amount of thrust.

You jack it again the next day. Hell, maybe that same day, I don't judge. Same result. You shudder, a tiny amount of thrust.

Then again. And again. And again, over eons.

You will go faster and faster. Incredibly slowly, yes. But faster still. This is how ion engines work. Tiny amounts of thrust, but over long enough time scales you get serious results.

Eventually your jacking will propel you to an appreciable fraction of the speed of light. You'll be propelled across the cosmos at the end of light years long stream of gossamer wads.
DaRk^ Mar 29, 2023 @ 11:50pm 
benis
DaRk^ Nov 23, 2022 @ 6:16pm 
ENDGAME SPOILER!!!!
At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko, He is now buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.. salute to our fallen alien brother everyone. Don't forget to drop frankerZ's and kappa's in forsen's chat.
DaRk^ May 23, 2022 @ 5:59pm 
+rep Often go out and paint the town red with this fella.
Freddie Freaker May 23, 2022 @ 8:46am 
+rep the coolest dude around can speed run spy fox soggy cereal
Puttina Apr 4, 2021 @ 2:00am 
Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter

Sincerely, :PuttPuttFastputt: