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9.5 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
sick game
Posted October 30, 2025.
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12.2 hrs on record
THE AUTOMATONS HAVE TAKEN OVER SNOY HEADQUARTERS

ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS

The Automatons have taken over Sony Headquarters, as a result they have recently made a decision to actively reduce our numbers by requiring "linking" (Sending Military Secrets) with their "Playstation Network" (Intel Collection Network) in order for our "Safety and Security" (Un-Democratic) and making it mandatory (Un-Liberty Like) by May 6th, 2024, Super Earth Time.

The Ministry of Truth has requested that this un-democratic behaviour CEASE immediately and has declared it a threat to Managed Democracy.

All Helldivers must put an end to this tyranny (in game).
Posted May 3, 2024.
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649.3 hrs on record (399.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
full of memes
Posted August 28, 2016.
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