If You Read This I Will Run Home Screaming.





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I AM A RACIST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Rules for adding me!

1. I don't accept Private Profiles.

2. I don't accept Steam Level 0-5 unless i know you in real life not from a server.

3. I don't accept Steam Profiles without something havnt thought of it yet.

4. I don't accept people that use Macs.

Don't waste your time and don't even try to scam me !
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../´¯`/' /´`\.SCAMMERS./´`\ '\`´¯\....
./ '/ / / /¨/¯\................./¯\¨\ \ \ \' \...
( '( ´ ´ ¯\/'' )................( ''/\¯ ` ` ` )' )
Before I joined steam:
＼＼ ＿
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 <　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
`ノ )　　Lﾉ
After I joined steam:
／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)
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