Excuse me sir..

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "guy"?? A "male?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a guy around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a guy online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish guys were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to an attractive man--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be hot based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're amazing anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). ;)

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, cutie!

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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