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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:09pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 10:01am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 10:06am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 10:01am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 10:13am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 8:13pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2021 @ 3:34pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2021 @ 2:50pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 8:57am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2021 @ 10:11am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:27pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
9,717 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
237,053 / 1,000,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
6,434 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.