A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Redemption (2013), was the movie I linked in chat

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arma's the ♥♥♥♥

Edit: Somehow I got the top comment. As an addition to the prior, I taught myself piano at a staggeringly young age though the decade of piano lessons did literally nothing as I can barely read music. I improvise and always have. When I was younger, I would do a thing where I would take an instrument for 30 minutes. When that time expired, I was proficient at said instrument. Due to the large amount of people talking about relationship acuity, I must confess I have none whatsoever.

I failed out of college. I have a very very hard time finding motivation for things, and because of that haven't done very well in life so far. When I genuinely try, I succeed. The fact that I know this means I don't really worry about succeeding, and end up failing practically everything. I'm really into astronomy and computers. Too many favorite books to mention and I'm not really a big movie watcher. My biggest idiot moment was when it hit me that the only reason I passed high school was because all of my teachers knew I wasn't an idiot and vouched for me despite my failing grades in every class. I work in IT.

Dan,this is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ message.

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NOOOooOOOOOO!!!!!

oh god what even is that

God has risen and u will burn for ur herecies

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