小さな青い牛
Japan
 
 
もー!!

ママは牛、パパはスマーフ!!

なぜ牛はあんなに踊りが上手なのでしょうか? 彼らは最高のムーブをすべて持っています!

ミルクセーキの珍しい作り方は何ですか? 寒い牛にポゴスティックをあげましょう!

なぜ牛は首に鈴をつけているのでしょうか? 彼らの角は機能しません!

なぜ牛は警察に入らないのでしょうか? 彼らはステーキアウトへの参加を拒否します。

Mooo!!

My Mom Is A Cow and My Dad is a Smurf!!

Why are cows such great dancers? They have all the best moooves!

What's an unusual way to make a milkshake? Give a cold cow a pogo stick!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Their horns don't work!

Why won't cows join the police force? They refuse to participate in steak-outs!
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Baldrick Sep 3 @ 2:15pm 
I watched the demo and they were not cheating. We are just very bad! :lunar2019piginablanket:
Rustoria.co | ✪ Slayrz_ Jul 6 @ 4:57pm 
+rep nice profile😉
eval Feb 23 @ 1:26pm 
3000 hours and unironically uses XM in deathmatch HAHAHHAA
Ambulance Feb 6 @ 1:32pm 
2,952.7 Hours on CS and still cant hit anything
Ambulance Feb 6 @ 1:31pm 
So bad needs help
Zalupa Jan 30 @ 11:45pm 
Son of a slut, die in a ditch