Sergeant Malon
it's actually me   New York, United States
 
 
the one, the only person who jokes about the phrase "do not come into physical contact with myself" (i doubt that but hey)

before you leave a comment on my profile telling me how bad i am at video games, remember, you're also terrible at them :)
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Kamchatka Mar 10, 2019 @ 4:21am 
are you eating your vegetables, son?
Frigo Returns Feb 13, 2019 @ 1:25am 
neo coming out of the matrix tank and not cooperating and just jacking off a lot
Mushroom Benis Dec 25, 2018 @ 1:17pm 
Merry Christmas! :cozybethesda:
2sayakas Dec 7, 2018 @ 4:25pm 
there's 2x2sayakas but i think they died
Norioumi Oct 10, 2018 @ 2:19pm 
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pepsi Oct 10, 2018 @ 2:18pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE