hits harder than my weed. signed hookey6

Signed By Revo

signed by swanless <3

W player

Here ye, here ye! I now declare this profile signed 👑 - King Cross ♥

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Signed by Emily <3

signed by FreaKii

-signed by Diamond, who as the same body structure as your lizard, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ small. I appreciate the support! <3

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

weirdo!

Signed by Useless can i see my kids now

signed by ur Mod of the Year ;)

friendly streamer, but also a good and kind person <3

Signed by Proh <3 low key best player and streamer in NA