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ㅤ* Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
ㅤ* A man is horribly run over by a mobile library. The van screeches to a halt, the man still screaming in agony with his limbs torn apart. The driver's door opens, a woman steps out, leans down and whispers, "Ssshhhhh..."
ㅤ* The only difference between the people I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!