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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

+rep Simply does not understand the mechanics required to play Reinhardt in Overwatch.

Hi Porker im the owner of a new downtown comedy club called top comedy bob sagetdome on the corner of Juan and Ronni, there are many comedians to enjoy that provide all different kinds of material that im sure you will find the bees knees. We also have a giant bannana pudding fountain that takes up an entire ballroom hall that is very expensive to maintain so dont go skinny dipping into it thanks please leave your spaghetti at the door since we have trouble cleaning that up when people dont listen. Please come enjoy all of the great comedy thanks have a good day stay safe dont get hurt have fun have a good laugh and dont hate discriminate

Dear Parker,

I heard from several sources that you have been doing exceedingly well in school lately! Wow, that is fantastic! To congratulate your efforts, I was wondering if you wanted to travel with me to Nicaragua to explore the ocean depths. Its really a great time, and maybe even we could bring with us a picnic lunch. Wouldn't it be funny to try and have a lunch on the ocean floor, and just watch all of our ingredients float around? Wow, I can't wait. Please let me know if you are interested in joining me on my adventure to Nicaragua, also as a side note Bobby has been grilling me to ask you for your mega macaroni recipe. I know you usually don't like to share your super secret recipes, but I'd appreciate it greatly if you did! Wow, I hope you've grown a bit since we last saw eachother! Ok, great, so let me know what you think of the trip! THANKS!!!

Sincerely,
Your pal, Tommy