Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist?


A person that wishes deep down that everyone more special than them was sick because healthy sounds so much more exciting than boring.

You're average, You're every kid on the playground who didn't get picked on

You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale

You're VH1 Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3

You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually,
that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza.

You're Jim Belushi.