SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG™ (the video game)

We love:

Barbarian: BEYBLADE (begins spinning uncontrollably.)

Pyromancer: BURN BURN- BURN TO THE GROOOOOOOOUND!!! (the entire screen is now fire)

Houndmaster: My dog, Humphry. My other dog, Princess. Her mate, Gazpacho. Their 15 children, Horus, Mathew, Alexa, Maverick- (this goes on for 30 minutes as he polishes his gun and he is very glad you noticed it because he's talking about that next for 30 more minutes once he's done with this)

Spellsword: Casting Spells :) (broods in top tier)

Arcane Weaver: Seizures (screen flashes blinding white 7 times in 0.2 seconds every 3.2 seconds)

Sentinal: Driving cats like cars (chases a cat in a warzone while taking fire from 300 different sources)

Paladin: JERUSALEM. (deus vult deus vult deus vult)

Chaoswalker: Chaos. CHAOS!!! (you have died of Dysentery, along with every other disease known to earth and every planet beyond that)

Beasmaster: The colors of the wind~ (summons 50 animal friends to kill you)

Assassin: Personal 5 Royal and the Dark Brotherhood. (Attempts backstabs in a game where everything actively faces you)

Elementalist: SCARLET FORCE "FIVE OF A KIND" (picks up 15 orbs and fills the screen in b*llshit.)

Legionnaire: Rome. Rome was a highly militarize autocracy that effectively integrated the foreign cultures it conquered. It dedicated its citizens to something higher than themselves - to the idea of Rome itself. In Rome I found a template for a society equal to the challenges of the post-apocalyptic world - a society that could and would survive. A society that could prevent mankind from fracturing and destroying itself in a new world, by stablishing a new Pax Romana. (What is a Pax Romana?)

Necromancer: Skeletons (Good luck, I'm behind 7,000 of them.)

Death Rider: Just chilling. War has some sort of eye problem. (YOU POURED BOILING WATER INTO MY HELMET!!!)

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG™ (the video game) We love: Barbarian: BEYBLADE (begins spinning uncontrollably.) Pyromancer: BURN BURN- BURN TO THE GROOOOOOOOUND!!! (the entire screen is now fire) Houndmaster: My dog, Humphry. My other dog, Princess. Her mate, Gazpacho. Their 15 children, Horus, Mathew, Alexa, Maverick- (this goes on for 30 minutes as he polishes his gun and he is very glad you noticed it because he's talking about that next for 30 more minutes once he's done with this) Spellsword: Casting Spells :) (broods in top tier) Arcane Weaver: Seizures (screen flashes blinding white 7 times in 0.2 seconds every 3.2 seconds) Sentinal: Driving cats like cars (chases a cat in a warzone while taking fire from 300 different sources) Paladin: JERUSALEM. (deus vult deus vult deus vult) Chaoswalker: Chaos. CHAOS!!! (you have died of Dysentery, along with every other disease known to earth and every planet beyond that) Beasmaster: The colors of the wind~ (summons 50 animal friends to kill you) Assassin: Personal 5 Royal and the Dark Brotherhood. (Attempts backstabs in a game where everything actively faces you) Elementalist: SCARLET FORCE "FIVE OF A KIND" (picks up 15 orbs and fills the screen in b*llshit.) Legionnaire: Rome. Rome was a highly militarize autocracy that effectively integrated the foreign cultures it conquered. It dedicated its citizens to something higher than themselves - to the idea of Rome itself. In Rome I found a template for a society equal to the challenges of the post-apocalyptic world - a society that could and would survive. A society that could prevent mankind from fracturing and destroying itself in a new world, by stablishing a new Pax Romana. (What is a Pax Romana?) Necromancer: Skeletons (Good luck, I'm behind 7,000 of them.) Death Rider: Just chilling. War has some sort of eye problem. (YOU POURED BOILING WATER INTO MY HELMET!!!)