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than play another game with you
i would rather get crucified via my balls
I would rather get stoned by radical islamists
I would rather drink a hooker's gnnorrhea infested pee
I would rather stare into the sun for 4 solid days on pcp and lose my eyesight
I would rather get scalped by native american s
I would rather invididually remove every single one of my vital organs will still being on blood transfusion
I would rather choke on toilet paper
I would rather have my pupils poked with paper clips
i would rather stick toothpicks under my toenails and kick a wall as hard as i can
i would rather cut off my balls and pour salt and lemon juice in the woulnd
i would rather get molested
i would rather stick a mason jar up my ass
i would rather be incased in hardened precum
Than experience your boring "quirky" personality for another minute, but yet, here I am.
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our mighty republics will ever endour.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages
The dream of a people, their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet Motherland
Built by the people's mighty hand
Long live our poeple, united and free
Strong in our friendship tried by fire
Long may our crimson flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
and Stalin our leader with faith in the people
inspired us to build up the land that we love
Long live our Soviet Motherland
Built by the people's mighty hand
Long live our poeple, united and free
Strong in our friendship tried by fire
Long may our crimson flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders
and brought to our homeland the laurels of fame
our glory will live in the memory of nations
and all generations will honour her name
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack
The EDF deploys!
Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats
The navy launches ships, the air force send their jets
And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonets
The EDF deploys!
Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group
We better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup
The EDF deploys!