D I C K S Q U A D

CHARACTER BIO: Sarif The Hedgeaug

Full Name: David ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM Sarif the Hedgeaug

Age: 57

Species: Augmented Hedgehog / New Species Hedgeaug

Relatives: Adam the Hedgeaug (Friend) Old Men (Are the Future)

Fur: Dermal Peach

Hair: Augmented Silver

Vision: Is Augmented

Attaire: Looks pimp as shit mothafucka aw yeah, bitches be stunned by his SWAG. (Which is augmented)

Alignment: Augmented Hedgeaugs of the World

Powers: He is augmented. He's faster than Sonic, for he can sprint for SEVEN WHOLE SECONDS and then he has to take a break before spriting another SEVEN WHOLE SECONDS. He can jump three meters high and has dragon dildos that pop out from his arms to stab his foes.

Background/Story: Sarif the Hedgeaug was born in the year 1970. Sarif the Hedgeaug is the founder and CEO of Sarif Industries, a moderately-sized biotechnology company based in Mobius.

The son of an immigrant family from Knothole, Sarif the Hedgeaug was brought up to understand the value of hard work and dedication, and from an early age his insight into machines set the tone for the man he would become. He worked his way through university and from there to a scholarship at MIT, getting a Master's and an MBA before entering the prosthetics field.

Sarif the Hedgeaug believes in justice, progress, science and technology, civilization, human endeavor, and people. He is direct when dealing with others and unafraid to show emotions. Some find him blunt of pushy, others refreshing, even invigorating. His sense of honesty applies only to his behavior, he has no aversion to keeping secrets when appropriate; usually his demeanor lets him get away with it. In 2007, Sarif the Hedgeaug promised to revitalize his home city of Detroit by introducing a new industry of mechanical augmentation to the city. Refitting disused automobile plants for the production of mechanical augmentations for military and civilian use, Sarif the Hedgeaug has nearly single-handedly revitalized the economy of the city, preventing it's collapse.

He is close friends with Ivo Robotnik, the father of mechanical augmentation. He is good friends with Adam the Hedgeaug, who became a Hedgeaug after a terrible conspiracy. To make him feel better he gave him augments and had gay sex, because you know, that happens all the fucking time with Sonicfag cunts, and he yelled "ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM CUM IN MY ASS, I THOUGHT YOU COULD HANDLE THIS SON!" and promptly took Adam in the ass. They were now ready to take on the conspiracy.

Quotes:

"ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

"ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! I THOUGHT YOU COULD HANDLE THIS SON!"

"ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! ROBOTNIK IS UP TO NO GOOD!"

"ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! FUCK ME HARDER!"

DON'T FUCKING STEAL MY GODDAMN CHARACTER OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING END YOU. DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE IF YOU STEAL MY ORIGINAL RECOLOR. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT AND GUESS WHAT? MY FUCKING OC HAS DRAGON DILDOS AND AUGMENTS. DOES YOUR OC HAVE THAT? NO! IT'S JUST FAGGOT ASS SHIT.

STEP IT UP BITCHES.

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