One day, if he could master GCSE maths and reliably pick up a soldering iron
by the end that wasn't hot, he was going to be a Big Man in computers.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
😵
Windows Airlines:
The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants all very attractive, the
pilots very capable. The fleet of Learjets the carrier operates is immense.
Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds, and at 20,000
feet it explodes without warning.
😬
"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan
😘
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Dorothy Parker
🤠
"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
-- Morrisey
😭
Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of
housework in other people.
(Lords and Ladies)
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