CockMaster's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 9:24am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 10:51am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 9:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:30am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 1:12pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 10:42am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 11:22am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 11:20am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 9:25am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 1:32pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 11:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 10:51am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 11:03am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 8:39am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked Jan 21 @ 5:32am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 8:07am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:18am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 11:15am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 5:15am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 12:09pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 10:55am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 7:26am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 10:06am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 10:08am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 10:59am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?