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Recent reviews by RoastedBeanJuice

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52 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Oh gosh darn golly gee! I can't wait to listen to the remade music from one of my favorite games! surely I will be able to put said music that I purchased for 30$ onto my music player, or be able to listen to it outside of a proprietary software in any capacity!
Oh boy! I'm so glad that said proprietary software is nowhere mentioned on the product page, thus misleading potential consumers into purchasing a product that they most certainly would not have bought otherwise!
By golly! I'm so glad they didn't put the time, effort, and money into making a goofy little .exe program instead of just throwing in some mp3 files like they did with the P4G Digital Deluxe Edition, and then proceed to charge six times more!
Holy guacamole! That would be mighty silly if my buddy chum chum pal friends over at Atlus/Sega decided to maneuver such a mischief!
BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE RIDICULOUS!
Posted February 5.
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36.3 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
Go play Outer Wilds! It's so beautiful and wonderful and it made me cry! So cool!!
Posted January 26.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record
It's like a warm hand cupping your cheek, soft, sweet, and genuine.
...Also the rhythm game elements are fun! :D
Posted January 16.
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20 people found this review helpful
43.8 hrs on record (43.5 hrs at review time)
Chicory is a masterclass work of art, and an absolute must-play for any creative type: experienced or not!
I adore this sweet little bundle of love! It has had me hooked on its enriching story, stunned by its simple yet captivating visuals, and mesmerized by Lena Raine's soft and moody melodies. The boss battles are difficult by unconventional means ( emotionally ), the sounds of Picnic Providence are as fun as they are wet, and the painting mechanic feels so... so unbelievably smooth! The dialogue is all shades of cute and gut wrenching, and it has had me in tears more times than I am willing to admit.
Chicory is a game of moments... whether it's sprucing up the landscapes around you, saving the world, or just giving your cool big sister a hug; it's truly the little things that allow this wonderful masterpiece to touch the hearts of many, mine included!
Posted November 29, 2021.
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154 people found this review helpful
216 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
"The Glorious Microtransaction Gun"

> Be me
> Be in the hollow
> Obtain the MTX Gun via boss from the previous chamber
> Buy two heart pieces from Bello because I'm bad at this game
> Really low on ammo and have no money
> Face of against the Wallmonger
> Wallmonger is at low health
> Run out of ammunition for my Heavy Iron
> Panic switch to the MTX Gun
> Nothing shoots
> Dies
> Cry myself to sleep

Overall, I'd rate this a solid Whoopie Cushion/10
Posted May 14, 2018. Last edited April 6, 2019.
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53 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
The soundtrack is great, but I didn't buy this just for the music. I mainly bought it to support Relogic and their amazing team!
Posted August 28, 2017.
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