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Won thanksgiving LIKE A BOSS
😪
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash....
The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
-- Steven Wright
😶
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
😍
"Since it's a foregone conclusion that Microsoft will be littering its XML
with pointers to Win32-based components, the best that can be said about
its adoption of XML is that it will make it easier for browsers and
applications on non-Windows platforms to understand which parts of the
document it must ignore."
-- Nicholas Petreley, "Computerworld", 3 September, 2001
🤑
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"
🤧
Blow it out your ear.
🙄