Penis-kun are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

It was a beautiful spring day
It was sunny outside
Uh, I had just come home from a, uh, little errand to the grocery store
And, all of sudden, bam
It just hit
And, you, you could just tell this was really different, instantly
From the other little tremors that we've had before
I mean it just picked up with intensity
It ramped up
A gentle little shaking
And things started coming off the shelves
Things started falling off our desks
And you could hear this strange, eerie, creaking sound
Of all the buildings, all around us, as they were kind of shaken by this, uh
By the tremor of the ground
A tsunami warning has been issued

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I whispered in his ear "rawr xD." I'm not gay or anything but it turns out he was. What a gay ♥♥♥♥, don't trust this guy.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

+rep huge ♥♥♥♥

+rep nice and really good looking trader :)