hey GAMERS, ACTUAL Marine here who served in Iraq, Afghanistan and Covert Ops in the country of Africa... Guess what, bullets don't actually work like this. Keep chugging your Mt Dew and believing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😂👌

According to many sources, the average nut can travel around 8 inches or 20 cm. The volume ranges, but I give an estimate of around 5ml or 5g. (Nut has a similar constancy to water) the average nut takes about 1-2 seconds. Using your equation of speed = distance/time we get the speed of 20m/s. To find the joules of exact nut we do 0.005x 202 x 0.5 and get 1 joule of energy released every nut.

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Judy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Judy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Disney create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
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No you’re NOT a gamer

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

- sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

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Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Is that an anime profile pic? O-oh wel-l-l...I'm all about anime!~ i love anime and your pic is so cute.....a-are you female? We should hang out sometimes....i bet your a cutie ;)...s-sorry was that too far?? Sorry....I've been an awkward mess ever since my parents died...i just a shoulder to cry on ;(, nobody seems to love me, ur so cute...im so out of your league....c-can we still hang out? I hope im not bugging you....i-i-i would never want to hurt you c-cause I LOVE YOU~, (~O-O~) blushing hard s-s-sorry, I hope you aren't offended by that...im such an emotional freak....p-please forgive me, lets just hang out o-okay? (>w<)

At first I thought the item was just subterranean sticking with the theme and they just decided to go with Lion, but it makes sense when you delve deeper. Last year Kunkka got it because he's an admiral and TI7 was an aquatic theme, whereas this year Lion got it because he's... subterranean? You think why not Tiny, Earthshaker, Earth Spirit Sand King, Broodmother, or Viper? Well you see Lion has been to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back and back to hell and back again. And where exactly is hell, you ask? Why, it's below us over course. And what is below us? Literally everything subterranean, including Hell.

I WONT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERY DAY the same ♥♥♥♥. ''SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of ♥♥♥♥ I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I ♥♥♥♥ HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO ♥♥♥♥ ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

hey, sorry I saw your turban and I just thought you looked threatening in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see terrorists playing video games haha! I don't know why its an infidel thing honestly im like really against terrorism and like ill be the one in the airport weapon searching colored people. We should really play Papers Please sometime its a really cool racial profiling game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to call homeland security ;) sorry that wasnt profiling I swear Im just trying to be concerned with my safety Im really afraid of your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on guantanamo bay we should talk more you look really scary and suspicious xxx

She knew. It was the chosen night. Luna slowly opened her eyes as the cold winter breeze blew gently her hair. She stared at the crescent moon, thinking about that wich it vaticinated. She could feel it inside her, something stirring uncontrollably. "It will occur soon" she whispered to her proud mount. Suddenly she screamed. Crimson red, the blood was pouring down her thights, soaking her loyal friend's fur. She felt the urge to cry but managed to endure the pain. Although this event happened every month, this time she felt something different. Soon the blood was covering all her lower body. Her beautiful womanhood was emanating fluids as if it was a fierce volcano. She gave out a moan of pain as she reached climax, and her mount removed clumsily its hard, wet penis from her lower orifice. Luna smiled and shouted to the sky: "This was Selemene's will!"

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

I really need to have sex right now. Missionary, doggy style, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blowjob. SOMETHING. My last relationship we had sex three to four times a day, and I went straight to an ldr with five months cushioh time, and I"m gonna be honest, going from constant, incessant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to absolutely none has really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me. I find myself hard at work staring at guy's bodies without even realizing what I"m doing. I am more receptive to guys staring at my boobs when it's in public and I'm trying hard to not bring attention to it. I feel a crazed, almost addictive need for sex and it is indeed eating me apart. I need someone to ♥♥♥♥. I tried my dildos. They're nice. They're better than my hand , but only do so much. I need to make love, and being unable to do so is tearing me apart. ♥♥♥♥.

They storm up the river, patience from Zhou, waiting in the wake, Na'Vi's about to be caught. Oh there's the sleep, the surge, he catches everyone! Oh this could be a total disaster! Vacuum in, ravage on everyone, the blackhole as well. LightofHeaven, he turns it around, ravage as well, stolen by Dendi. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THEY TURNED IT AROUND. 4 heroes dead, 5 heroes dead, Chuan trying to survive, Chuan's gonna go down. Puppey talked about the naga counter, it's lightofheaven with his bkb. They turned it around.

Some Archer once told me
My ideal was gonna betray me
I ain't the sharpest sword on the hill
She was looking kind of cool
With her golden hair and sword
In front of me in the moonlight

Well, the swords start coming and they don't stop coming
Traced to the rules, and I hit the king running
Didn't make sense not to live for justice
Your swords get sharp, but your ideals dumb
So much to cook, so much to save
So what's wrong with being a hero?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never die when you are killed

Hey now, you're a shirou, get your trace on, go swords
Hey now, you're an Archer, get your ideals, go drown
And all that projects is swords
Only Tohsaka can stand the cold.

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this guy is pretty good at dota i guess

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

Any Call of Duty players? I have this problem. I just finished a team deathmatchgame and I went to see stats and now when the girls have stopped reading this does anybody know a good porn site?

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Touhou is one of the best animes made till this day.
The only anime within the same caliber as Touhou, must be Osu!.
Sorry if my english is bad, english is my native language.

1.405247 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.

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You have just been injected with unicorn blood,
you have lost your horn,
But are growing a new one,
you are growing wings,
Your body is changing,
and you feel magic flowing through you.
The my little pony theme is filling your ears,
All you can see are endless loops of mlp episodes,
ones that exist,
and ones are yet to exist.
The things you see are becoming more life like,
the sounds, more sharp
you start to effect your surroundings,
you are beggining to be,
you feel somthing,
what is it,
is it love?
effection?
Everything is becoming so real,
so life like.
Your losing your humanity,
You are:
An MLP Backdrop Character...

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HELLO guys, my name is Jesus Christ, the saviour of the world. It has come to my attention that justice needs to be done in the prodoto scene, that's why I have decided to put together the greatest dicksquad of all dicksquads that will penetrate all the evil and genius teams anuses. consisting of singsing, notail, aui, envy, and pieliedie. Prepare to be anally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and finished by penta penetration.

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1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

Guys there's a gossip that all the players and casters died in an explosion made by Techies yesterday, and wildcard games were prerecorded. Pls don't spread it and stay calm

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Who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you are, going around and ruining our memes? Hundreds of thousands of years of human development has lead us to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miracle that allows one person to browse memes made by someone who lives halfway across the globe, and you ♥♥♥♥ on our very culture by so much as thinking you can get away with soiling a sacred meme like that. Shame on you. Shame on all of us for allowing a bastard like you get away with something like that. The internet is a privilege, not a right; You seem to forget that. Our society is lenient enough on the freedom of internet use to allow ISIS to continue recruiting and growing, and you take that freedom for granted by saying CLICK instead DO? What is your malfunction, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carcass mouthed snot guzzler? You're the reason people are hesitant to say capital punishment is wrong. Stay away from the internet. You don't belong here.

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Hey blitz, I'm 800mmr at heart but valve calibrated me at 4900. Whenever I play ranked my teammates are too good and we end up wining. How do I get out of this mmr mountain top?

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "Ancient Defence" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am 2kmmr. pls no copy pasterino my story.

"hai their pretty gurl" the robot person said.

"u think im pretty" I saod.

"yea ur the hotist gurl ive ever sean."

I thought it was Mister Chef from Hallo but it wasnt but I didnt no that so I cloded my eyes an mad out with robot person but when I open them its not Mastre Cheef but SAMAS ERIN!

"hahahhaha I triked u in too thikning I was a dud but im a girl" samas said.

"why do u do these! I liek guys nit girls ima Christen!" I shooted.

"BECAUSE IMA LESBAN!" Samas said "anf im a antithesis so I want u 2 goto hell for bein gay like me."

than Samas tred too rap me she took of my shirt (I had my bra under so I wasnt tipless) adn my shirt which had pantees under it so I still wasnt nakid.

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What?

Mofuu~ =(> w <)= Nyaow q-que kawaii<3

In Western Europe born and raised, At the theater room where I spent most of my days, Planning plotting and acting all cool, Shooting some traitors to instill loyalty true, When a couple of Allies were up to no good, Started running forces through our neck of the woods, We lost a couple of little fights and my generals got scared, They said "You're moving with your cabinet to the bunkers down there"
I waited for my escort and when they came near, The jeeps had troops and guns in the rear, If anything I thought this protection was rare, But I said "Nah forget it, yo home to down there!"
I pulled up to the elevator at about seven or eight, And yelled to the guys "Yo troops, your medals come later" I looked at my bunker, I was finally there, To settle my defeat as I breathed in stale air.

ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ｈｏｈｏ　ｈａｈａ　ｓｈｒａｐｎｅｌヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ

Yes! Of course!

Did you instain profile :?

I like octopi