David Peterson was my best drug dealer. He knew I broke up with another girlfriend again because I took his scammy Easter Sale without a hitch. He confronted me and said if I'm down to play with him to forget about her he's available, and ever since we've been in touch online. It's been ages then and I have a fiance now, and immediately I knew Peterson here will be my best man (unless you want to be best woman - heard you've been thinking).

Seriously bro, thanks for the drugs and for two of the huniepop series - wouldn't have broken through my dark phase.