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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:12am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:07am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:25am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:16am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:36am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:37am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:07am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:10am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:20am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:04am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:37am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:31am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:41am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:01am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:07am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:46pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:37am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:26am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:58am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 12:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:09am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:42am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 4:14am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 1:46am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:51am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:57am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:13am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:08am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:09am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:16am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:43am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:22pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:47am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:51am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:52am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 1:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 10:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:43am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:31am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:25pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:52am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:48am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:35am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:51am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:19am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:33am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:44am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:21am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:26am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:14am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:08pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:16am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:29am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:07am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:14am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:34am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 2:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:14am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:46am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:27am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:26am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:13am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:26am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:31am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:45pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:45pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:45pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:24pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:14am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:13am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:32am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:37am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:50am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:30am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:37am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 4:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:30am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 11:01pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 9:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:58pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 5:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 1:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 7:03am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 9:10pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:16am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:21pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:23am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:23am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 1:46am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:25pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:13am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:42am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:03am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:16am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 6:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:05am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:14am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 7:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 1:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 9:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 3:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 2:56am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 3:00am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 3:01am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 12:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 9:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:08am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 1:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:23am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:19am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 7:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 2:09am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 12:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 4:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:42am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 7:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:11am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:11am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:51am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 12:46am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 3:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:34am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:50am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:50am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:35am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 9:53pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:55am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:34am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 4:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:09am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:30am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 4:11pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 3:00am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:11am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 3:51am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 1:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:54am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:55am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 3:47am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:52am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:57am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 4:49pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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