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Jakers Apr 26, 2022 @ 4:22pm 
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tg sizzurp_ Dec 19, 2021 @ 3:21pm 
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Jakers May 1, 2021 @ 1:34pm 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Transpalagan Oct 16, 2020 @ 2:53pm 
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󠁳⁧⁧ Code Sep 22, 2020 @ 11:05am 
lvl 10 smurfing in mm gold nova rank
󠁳⁧⁧ Code Sep 22, 2020 @ 11:01am 
4.8k hrs hardstuck gold nova bot
tg sizzurp_ Apr 5, 2020 @ 2:42pm 
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mii Feb 22, 2020 @ 5:31pm 
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CHiLLN Dec 2, 2019 @ 9:08am 
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Jakers Nov 10, 2019 @ 5:17pm 
ENG : Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
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Jakers Jul 19, 2019 @ 9:36am 
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tg sizzurp_ Jul 3, 2019 @ 8:14pm 
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Jakers Jun 22, 2019 @ 9:56pm 
Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them
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cum Feb 1, 2019 @ 6:04pm 
uck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and ♥♥♥♥ Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient ♥♥♥♥-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his ♥♥♥♥ is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly ♥♥♥♥ and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

Jakers Feb 1, 2019 @ 9:32am 
food shop time!!!
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CHiLLN Jan 31, 2019 @ 11:18am 
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tg sizzurp_ Jan 4, 2019 @ 8:56pm 
you literally blow :BB_Bomb:
Jakers Jan 1, 2019 @ 9:05am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so unintrested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday day of my pathetic life
Dark Potato Sep 23, 2018 @ 5:08am 
:csgo_banana:
tg sizzurp_ Sep 20, 2018 @ 6:25pm 
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you cummy and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend cummy and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me cummy it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore cummy i want to remove you but i care too much about you cummy so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
CHiLLN Aug 28, 2018 @ 8:51pm 
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tg sizzurp_ Aug 28, 2018 @ 12:57pm 
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tg sizzurp_ Jul 27, 2018 @ 10:07am 
So you see, it all started when I was 8. My mom had just beaten me, and I was pretty upset. She had only hit my butt, and my back, but I felt a weird strangeness in my penis. I hadn’t learned to masturbate yet, so I just cried from the pain. When I was 11, my dad sold my Xbox 360. I was angry, screaming, crying. I ran to the bathroom, and that is where I learned to play with myself. It was new, amazing. I tried again that night, but it wasn’t the same. I knew what the issue was. Whenever I was yelled at, id cry, and jump under the covers. Soon, my home life became perfect. My parents decided not to divorce and I was more quiet. I began picking fights with kids at school and letting them beat me up. It was so painful but became so, so good. I’ll finish the story later, but can you guys, just like make fun of me? My friend made a bet or something and I want to win it. ;)
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Jakers Jul 1, 2018 @ 9:42pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ awe so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you howd one in youw hand and it stawts twitching its wike its nuzzwing you(/ω\) ow when they pewk up and wook at you wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adowabwe thing evew is when spewm-sama comes out but theywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and spewm-sama meet and theywe bwushing and aww wike "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adowabwe (●´д`●)・
Jakers Jul 1, 2018 @ 9:40pm 
So ♥♥♥♥♥♥ , this Sarah slut of yours was all over my ♥♥♥♥ last night , as being a nerd I studied hard and am a brain surgeon. Well done you scrape by on 200k a year, Try running a private clinic worth 2.5 million. Come back to me with a real job you waster. Jock in high school, Choke in bed you homosexual.
tg sizzurp_ Jun 15, 2018 @ 9:55pm 
I just saw The Incredibles 2. It was pretty enjoyable, a freshing and familiar throwback to days gone by.I don't think it should be marketed as a children's movie however, as there are a few scenes that make me think that the PG rating wasn't quite right, such as the scene where Mr Incredible calls a coloured gentleman the N-word, and then then went on a 15 minute, explosive and explicit rant on how black people contribute the most to gun violence statistics in the United States. Yeah, not sure what the director was thinking.
Another odd scene was in the final battle between the Incredible family and the Underminer. The Underminer knocks over an embassy of a middle eastern country, and turns to screen and roars 'SYRIA IS ISREAL' , which was a little off, but only made stranger by the fact that he repeated it for 13 and a half minutes. Guess they just ran out of lines idk.
Speaking of running out of lines, the scene where Mr Incredible lynches Frozone didn't need to last 20 minutes.
tg sizzurp_ Jun 12, 2018 @ 1:06pm 
CHiLLN May 22, 2018 @ 8:22pm 
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tg sizzurp_ Apr 25, 2018 @ 12:46pm 
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StormCrowBTW Apr 20, 2018 @ 6:33pm 
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tg sizzurp_ Apr 13, 2018 @ 1:46pm 
stop polluting my comment section on my profile
tg sizzurp_ Apr 10, 2018 @ 12:44pm 
I play Fortnite, actually 18, reason Why? I started playing LoL but it’s becoming too team oriented, I miss the old 1v1 aspect of the game, Which Fortnite has, smaller map and more action makes it a much more enjoyable game to me than PUBG, + the waiting time to play is really really low, you’re almost in the game the moment you pressed the Play button.

And there is a building mechanic that makes it alot so much different from the other BR games.
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tg sizzurp_ Mar 19, 2018 @ 6:25pm 
Yea I just hit like the dirtiest headshot in fortnite (399m). It was not my personal best (which is 407m) but it was still pretty impressive because I wasn't really trying at that moment. All my internet friends think I'm lying but what they know am I right? I once posted a dirty NoSc in fortnite reddit (website full of fortnite pros incase you are a n00b) and they gave me like 200 "upvotes". I don't consider myself as a pro but I'm definitely better than 80% of the community. So my question is that why my retarded friends online don't believe me? I'm like winning almost every match but every time I tell them that I've hit some uber long range headshots they don't believe me. Sometimes they even say that I'm cheating but I can't make myself bad at this game because it just happens to be really easy for a real gamer like me...
Mr. Clean Mar 4, 2018 @ 3:55pm 
sub?
Jakers Mar 2, 2018 @ 4:49pm 
The struggle of wanting to suck ♥♥♥♥, but not wanting to suck any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s ♥♥♥♥ you want to suck the ♥♥♥♥ of someone you relate to and is nice to u you know but then you never end up sucking ♥♥♥♥
aelor Feb 23, 2018 @ 6:15pm 
add for team
ekim Feb 22, 2018 @ 4:48pm 
added for team tryout