PineappleHours's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:06am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:44am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:44am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:23am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:16am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:37am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:01am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:43am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:01am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:21am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:07am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:04am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:42am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 7:30pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:04am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:24am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:56am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:57am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:19am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:02am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:25am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:23am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:27am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:35am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:20am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:53am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 11:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:33am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:20am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:46am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:40am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:25am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:30am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 9:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:51am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:46am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:19am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:54pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:58am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:40am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 11:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:18am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 7:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 9:19am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:58am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 11:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:24am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:39am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:09pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:23am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 1:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:33am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:35am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 1:24pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:38am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:59am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 9:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 9:22am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 8:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 7:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:28pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:06am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 1:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:32am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:34am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 12:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:00am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Apr 16 @ 5:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Feb 21 @ 3:26pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 10 @ 5:03pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:23am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:15pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 1:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:23am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:34pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:35am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 4:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:25am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:53pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:52am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:14am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:08am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:52am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 11:08pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 10:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:43am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 1:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 7:24am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 9:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:25am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 8:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:42am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:04am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 4:21am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:11am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:54pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 6:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:36pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:09am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:12am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:42am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 9:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 2:13am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:56am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:56am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 6:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:30am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Apr 5, 2022 @ 3:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:38am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:35am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked May 28, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 11:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 4:55am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 9:56am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 10:21am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:36am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:40am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:12am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 9:58pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:18am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:57am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:43am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 1:25am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 11:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 11:00am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 10:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 9:34am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 3:20am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 4:21am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 7:11pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:38pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 8:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:54am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:00am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 11:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:54am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:44am