MY DOG IS TRYING TO ♥♥♥♥ ME RIGHT NOW I FED IT A HONEY PACK BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS THEM DOG FOOD PACKET ♥♥♥♥ ITS TRYING TO BREED WITH ME NOW I LOCKED ALL THE DOORS ITS BITING THE DOORS DOWN ITS BEEN 2 DAYS ITS ♥♥♥♥ WONT GO DOWN IM REALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE HELP SEND POLICE OR ANIMAL CONTROL NOW

give him 25 dollars

give me 25 dollars

round 8, perhaps?

-rep this guy weird af he followed me from my work to the bus stop and kept tryyna show me his steam profile he told me he'd like to "see my private cabinets" and kept askin me for my name bro weird af don't follow him

+rep baby deathslinger

round four, may I inquire?

Round two, anyone?

+rep hi there adding active players for more fun matches, I love to grind but solo grind sucks

Liquid began to spurt from its appendages and drip onto me. It was hot but cooled quickly and hardened. It wasn’t long before I was completely cocooned by the liquid. I passed out.

I don’t know how long it had been before I woke up. I wasn’t in my room anymore. Instead I was in the alleyway, now completely covered in the liquid. I looked around and there were others like me, covered in the same liquid the creature squirted out. After a bit of struggling, I managed to break free of my prison. I fell to the ground, but it wasn’t my hands that caught my fall. Please God no. I looked down at where my hands used to be. Instead there was… penises. I examined myself further. I was covered in damp hazel fur. I screamed in agony, for in that moment I realized that I was no longer human. I had become The Penis Monkey.

I slowly opened the door and carefully turned on the light. My bed had been covered in the same white substance I saw in the alleyway and in my dream. I stood there in shock and fear, I couldn’t process what I was looking at. Suddenly I felt a presence behind me. I quickly turned around and was horrified by what I saw.

A monkey, about seven feet tall, wearing a black hoodie with mysterious stains on it. It had no hands or feet, instead it had penises on the ends of its limbs. It began to scream loudly and pounced on me. I tried to fight it but there was nothing I could do.

add me pls

THIS MAN IS A CANNIBAL, BE AWARE, THIS MAN IS A CANNIBAL, CANNIBAL LECTER

add me pls

this guy gave me 500 cigarettes behind a 711

Would... Probably unprotected but i'd have to think about it.

If you could kick the person in the butt responsible for most of your trouble

+rep nice profile😉

i dont taek my comment back iw as the inter that agme. ur flipping awesome dude. aweaomes prifle.

flipping awesome and cool and neat

Trip?? LIKE TRIPPIE REDD? FROM THE HIT SONG THICK OF IT BY KSI>??? THATS DOPE ASF - Connor aka cobbie wobbie!! on Steam

If you could kick the person in the butt responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month

If you could kick the person in the butt responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month

If you could kick the person in the butt responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month

this guy weird af he followed me from my work to the bus stop and kept tryyna show me his steam profile he told me he'd like to "see my private cabinets" and kept askin me for my name bro weird af don't follow him

Hey bro! Add me pls

"dead server - logan probably" - austin probably

dead server - logan probably

this ♥♥♥♥♥ lowkey funny