som förälder måste man vara beredd på att blir fist-f*ckad av en riddarkung en lördagskväll i sin egen soffa

Who else pretends their ♥♥♥♥♥ is a gear shift lever when it gets hard and pretends to shift from Reverse to 1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, 4th gear, and finally 5th gear?

Usually when my ♥♥♥♥♥ gets hard I’d just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets ♥♥♥ all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.

Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.

I seriously hope I’m not the only one.

WARNING: YOU IT’S EASY TO HURT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ WHILE PRETENDING IT’S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. REPLICATE THIS PRACTICE ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

vagene

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jebediah

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