Follow these rules in Swellview:
-It is illegal to wear two hats at once.
-It is also illegal to bite ice cream on a cone, you can only lick it.
-It's illegal to take a picture of a rabbit without a permit.
-It's illegal to serve food without wearing a hairnet.
-It's illegal to spill even one drop of soup on the ground, even by accident.
-Spoiling any detail (such as a movie plot) in the boundaries of Swellview can lead to a jail sentence or juvie.
-"He who holds it, stole it"
- Regardless of whether a citizen is 18 or under, they can still go to an adult jail in a police station.
- If a child is found and the parents are not identified within 48 hours of when the child went missing, the child is going to belong to the person who found him/her.
-In order for different crimes happening on the same day to be considered a crime spree, there must be at least three crimes to have occurred on the same day or else it would be considered a crime spurt.
-Irritating a police officer is a felony.
-People at any age can get driver's licenses from the Swellview DMV.

There are four things I hate in the world, which are:
1. When a man kidnaps another man's dog to make the other man do things for them.
2. Celery, because it ruins tuna salad.
3. Vandalism
4. Swearing

There are three things I love in the world, which are:
1. French fries warm and his ketchup cold
2. Crunchy peanut butter
3. The movie "Good Burger"

-Won The Most Attractive Man in Swellview award for 12 years straight