7th March 2026, Robert’s Arse:

I’ve been using a machete to cut through the ingrown hairs in this man’s arsehole. I’m running out of water, and this jungle seems never ending - they did say the thick black foliage between this man’s cheeks couldn’t be traversed, I feel they might be right. I fear I might never see sunlight in this dark vortex. I fear for my life.

-Toliverc’s last words

Hairy Arse Annual Update 2024: Can confirm that this guy still has a hairy arse - it could even be the hairiest of them all

This guy has a hairy arse